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Daily discussion post: superpowers
Folks, what are your superpowers?
Before you protest that you don't have any, let me assure you that you do--you just haven't thought about them that way. My partner R, for example, can always spot an extra space between words in a page of text. On screen, on paper, doesn't matter. She's pretty amazing at catching typos, too. See? Superpowers.
I have the power of not-getting-lost. Drop me off in a completely new city, and I'll navigate with aplomb. An old housemate of mine has a favorite story about the time a long-distance bus dropped the two of us off at the side of the road in a remote part of Greece. The driver definitely knew where we were going, despite our embarrassing lack of language skills---I'd copied down the name of our destination and showed it to him, and he'd nodded and smiled and helped us put our luggage away. When he stopped the bus and gestured furiously for us to get off, I discovered a superpower I didn't even know I had: navigational skills for the win! We were going to a port city, so we just kept walking downhill until we finally met the water, and from there it was easy to see how to get into town.
I've also got the power to smell food that's bit off, but honestly, that's more a curse than a superpower, so best not to dwell on that one.
So, folks, what are *your* superpower? What can you do that your friends and family generally can't?
Before you protest that you don't have any, let me assure you that you do--you just haven't thought about them that way. My partner R, for example, can always spot an extra space between words in a page of text. On screen, on paper, doesn't matter. She's pretty amazing at catching typos, too. See? Superpowers.
I have the power of not-getting-lost. Drop me off in a completely new city, and I'll navigate with aplomb. An old housemate of mine has a favorite story about the time a long-distance bus dropped the two of us off at the side of the road in a remote part of Greece. The driver definitely knew where we were going, despite our embarrassing lack of language skills---I'd copied down the name of our destination and showed it to him, and he'd nodded and smiled and helped us put our luggage away. When he stopped the bus and gestured furiously for us to get off, I discovered a superpower I didn't even know I had: navigational skills for the win! We were going to a port city, so we just kept walking downhill until we finally met the water, and from there it was easy to see how to get into town.
I've also got the power to smell food that's bit off, but honestly, that's more a curse than a superpower, so best not to dwell on that one.
So, folks, what are *your* superpower? What can you do that your friends and family generally can't?
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I also know a lot of fiddly grammar and style rules, like how to use a comma correctly or the difference between "which" and "that." I am not actually a prescriptivist when it comes to grammar, but it's still handy knowledge.
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(On the other hand, I know when to use "fewer" vs "less" which a great many people - including those who write the signs for every express lane at the grocery store - do not. :P)
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Punctuation obviously matters in demarcating these things as well, of course!
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"My hovercraft is full of eels, which is very inconvenient."
"My hovercraft is full of eels, which I find very troubling."
"My hovercraft is full of eels that I purchased at the market."
"My hovercraft is full of eels that are plotting to overthrow the queen."
As for WHY it works this way, here's a fuller explanation than I can give:
https://writingcenter.unc.edu/tips-and-tools/relative-clauses/
But like many grammar rules, it's a totally arbitrary distinction that is mostly found in the US. I think most British writers would be pretty comfortable with the following sentence, even though it breaks the so-called rule:
"My hovercraft is full of eels which I purchased at the market."
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